The Brotherhood Needs You

[night86mare]

i see, so pro
but hor, the photo a bit noisy
must be not using the most high end camera

no, is high end one

but she pump up to iso12800

is art k

 

[night86mare]

Ze brotherhood can go f itself

*smokes cigarette sitting in corner*

:angry::angry::angry:

 

[night86mare]

Wah! Night86mare and his 兄弟 hood again! :sweat:

Please don't go overboard with your bread jokes hor or else that Brett Pitt will accused me of god knows what nonsense again. Actually, Brett should be the emperor since he likes to be in control. :bsmilie:

brett pitt needs to find out more about clothing :bsmilie:

 

[Leong23]

brett pitt needs to find out more about clothing :bsmilie:

The brotherhood must wear nice nice high-end tailor make suit from dunno what italy material one for photo shoot. Then xmm will love us more, unlike ppls from other dynasty only wear those quick dry free polo T and tight tight berm. :bsmilie:

 

[night86mare]

The brotherhood must wear nice nice high-end tailor make suit from dunno what italy material one for photo shoot. Then xmm will love us more, unlike ppls from other dynasty only wear those quick dry free polo T and tight tight berm. :bsmilie:

italy material!!! so sexy!!!!

LOL free polo T

tight tight berms sexy also leh, can stuff tissue inside to xian xmm :bsmilie:

 

[Leong23]

not just print..

is FRONT COVER hor, don't play play

Wao lao, so pro meh?????? unless that mollar is KRA sister.......even KRA is bigger lor.

 

[night86mare]

btw, remember, to be part of brotherhood, you must claim that singapore only got dry leaves and overcast skies..

then if people say YOUR PICTURES NOT NICE, you can say, is singapore's fault :bsmilie:

 

[night86mare]

Wao lao, so pro meh?????? unless that mollar is KRA sister.......even KRA is bigger lor.

KRA got chest size 40, bigger than most people leh, so scary :bsmilie:

but is KRA, KRA is super sexy

 

[grumpy]

no, is high end one

but she pump up to iso12800

is art k

oooo

mine current cameras very noisy beyond iso400 <--- does this meet minimum brotherhood requirements?

 

[night86mare]

must also hao lian to each other about gear

that way can push forth BBB, then our favourite shop will let us massage lenses

 

[night86mare]

oooo

mine current cameras very noisy beyond iso400 <--- does this meet minimum brotherhood requirements?

i help you hack the firmware

i change iso 100 to iso 6400

iso 200 to say iso 12800, and also modify your camera to make sure the exif say so also

then you will be the envy of even d3 owners :thumbsup:

in return, please submit 5 xmm photos

 

[night86mare]

need your opinion, if i want to start feeling special,

should i have member/brother next to my user nickname

or should i put member/bbber

or member/innocentboynotpervertorscammer??

 

[grumpy]

i help you hack the firmware

i change iso 100 to iso 6400

iso 200 to say iso 12800, and also modify your camera to make sure the exif say so also

then you will be the envy of even d3 owners :thumbsup:

in return, please submit 5 xmm photos

waseh, no wonder u emperor
:thumbsup:


what lens should i get to shoot xmm? 50mm f1.4?

 

[grumpy]

need your opinion, if i want to start feeling special,

should i have member/brother next to my user nickname

or should i put member/bbber

or member/innocentboynotpervertorscammer??

member/brotherhood/*appointment*

eg. naimeh
brotherhood/emperler

:thumbsup:

 

[night86mare]

waseh, no wonder u emperor
:thumbsup:


what lens should i get to shoot xmm? 50mm f1.4?

ex-emperor

50mm so cheap, the prime lens

must get 85mm f/1.2 at least, if don't have, 85mm f/1.4

then can tell people, wa my bokeh so nice, even though model skin waxy, model eye shadow look like pisai, model pose is not classy..

 

[Leong23]

i help you hack the firmware

i change iso 100 to iso 6400

iso 200 to say iso 12800, and also modify your camera to make sure the exif say so also

then you will be the envy of even d3 owners :thumbsup:

in return, please submit 5 xmm photos

And also gaffer the whole camera, so no one know what camera you use, camera too small, stuff some newspaper before you gaffer to make it look bigger......more big more pro. Then you can consider to paste some stickers to decorate it to have a soft touch, then xmm will love you more.

 

[night86mare]

member/brotherhood/*appointment*

eg. naimeh
brotherhood/emperler

:thumbsup:

maybe i petition the gods

put naimeh
brotherhood/manpowerofficer/d3user

 

[night86mare]

And also gaffer the whole camera, so no one know what camera you use, camera too small, stuff some newspaper before you gaffer to make it look bigger......more big more pro. Then you can consider to paste some stickers to decorate it to have a soft touch, then xmm will love you more.

good idea!

what kind of stickers, doraemon? hello kitty? naruto? which one xmm like these days????

maybe should paste LV sticker, i see a lot of xmm blogging that they going to buy LV bag with their hard earned money, but no money to eat.. so poor thing

 

[grumpy]

And also gaffer the whole camera, so no one know what camera you use, camera too small, stuff some newspaper before you gaffer to make it look bigger......more big more pro. Then you can consider to paste some stickers to decorate it to have a soft touch, then xmm will love you more.

brilliant idea
after naimeh hack and upgrade my firmware, i can mod my coolpix to look like a D3
where can I buy cheap gaffer tape? I need a lot :bsmilie:

 

[night86mare]

remember, brothers

when you are shooting xmm, get 2 camera bodies, so you can give the xmm hold one of them, she will be very touched that you trust her with the equipment that is SOOOOO EXPENSIVE

after the shot, please remember to send her loving sms to ask her how her day is, whether she tired. DO NOT mention that you beoh her beh sai for most of the time, and she's been doing funny things inside your mind since the shot.

next time you meet her for shot again, present her with green tea and big big print, she will SUPPOSEDLY fall head over heels in love with you.. and then she will eventually marry you, and you two can ride off into sunset together.

this is the legend passed down by our forefathers, please try to meet this destiny, never mind that so far it never work