Something weird in the mail


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Gymrat76 said:
While checking my mailbox just now, I saw a letter and a small bundle inside, which turned out to be something wrapped in tissue paper with a rubber band over it. So I took it out and unwrapped it, and guess what?

IT WAS SOMEONE'S FREAKING DENTURES!!!!

I was like WTF!! How did it get into my mailbox? Cause I latch the flap on the mailbox to avoid junk mail, and it was still securely fastened.. really, really weird :complain:

Maybe the same guy who sent you the free denture also sent me a collapsible walking stick?
 

hongsien said:
Have you checked your family members? Maybe one of them uses dentures? Put a note on the mailbox....Or else, just keep it, and you maybe able to use them yourself later in older age when you have lost your real ones...........

HS
i dun think his fishes use dentures...
 

quekky said:
i dun think his fishes use dentures...

Hhahah, good one... yup, nobody here but me, my wife and my fishes :bsmilie:
 

you didnt try the dentures on? second hand one ah?
 

ndroo said:
Take some photos and post here lah!

Nah, I was so grossed out I threw it into the bin :blah:

Passed there about a hour later as I was going out, but it was gone liao...
 

zhiz22 said:
you didnt try the dentures on? second hand one ah?

Eh, didn't know you're into photography also :)

Didn't try la, cause i got no missing teeth!
 

Gymrat76 said:
While checking my mailbox just now, I saw a letter and a small bundle inside, which turned out to be something wrapped in tissue paper with a rubber band over it. So I took it out and unwrapped it, and guess what?

IT WAS SOMEONE'S FREAKING DENTURES!!!!

I was like WTF!! How did it get into my mailbox? Cause I latch the flap on the mailbox to avoid junk mail, and it was still securely fastened.. really, really weird :complain:
Well I think someone is having deep plans of pulling out all your teeth.
 

did you read/watch the Bourne Identity?

maybe you are some secret agent who has amnesia. that dentures is supposed to be part of your disguise.

you know..somebody is tailing u from work..so u go to your mailbox..put on your dentures , turn ard and go "are you looking for me?"

would-be assailant: "uh..uh...so-sorry..wrong person.." (mutters and wanders off)
 

Heheh, you guys have wild imaginations.. but still, strange it could go into my mailbox.. only the postman can open it up
 

maybe it's like Mission Impossible when u put on the deutures then u'll get a briefing on a job

damn, u just missed a job :bsmilie:
 

"Your mission -to buy an F5"

Good thing I missed it la :sweat: :sweat:
 

Ok ok, I promised Mrs Gymrat not to say anything. Actually it's a warning from her if you buy an F5 she'll tear your teeth & gums out.


*espn runs away


:bsmilie:
 

ok guys..knock it off .. time to let the cat out of the bag..

"Happy Birthday, Gymrat76!"
 

Souvenir from 1 nite stand :bigeyes:
 

Benign said:
Souvenir from 1 nite stand :bigeyes:

hOi !! dun anyhow say.. later his ears will be biten off... and his leg hairs all being pulled out using wax !! =P.. Shhh..
 

Stereobox said:
ok guys..knock it off .. time to let the cat out of the bag..

"Happy Birthday, Gymrat76!"

Hahah, you're about 6 months too late/early :bsmilie:
 

Benign said:
Souvenir from 1 nite stand :bigeyes:

Eh, even if I did have one, I don't think I'll go for someone who would use dentures :bsmilie:
 

Hahahaaa :bsmilie:

Maybe too many news about Generation-Gap Relationships
代溝戀情 liao :devil:

Another cause could be dating while intoxicated lor :sticktong

Even so, if it happened to anyone(sorry to say that)......he can still be glad that the dentures did not come from a 1 nite stand ah pek :ipuke:



Jokingly,
:blah:
 

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