"pilot" : *Buzzzz* Flight TANGOwl69 request clearance for take off....*beep*
airport control : WAH LAU!!! SO TROUBLESOME, have to clear 4 lanes before you can take off..wait lah...
"pilot" : Roger that..then i go eat first.....becoz LIFE SUXX
.....4hrs later
airport control : Flight TANGOwl69, you can take off liaos, you better don't leave any oil behind this time or else have to close the runways again for lubricant extraction AGAIN.
"pilot" : roger that....LIFE still suxx!!!
.....2hrs later
airport control : TANGOwl69, what the xxxx are you still at the beginning of the runway???
"pilot" : very far to the other runway leh, i waiting for taxi.