Sentosa Thread XXVIII (28) - markccm 26:1114 "Parfume de Excreta" (The Beginning...)
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KNIGHT ONG
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good afternoon ... rain lai liao ... 
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acidbyte
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Heavy rain...
good weather to ZZZ the entire day.
Some humor for a wet weather:
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02.God sends for 3 world leaders and tells them that he is really pissed-off with all the problems the world gives him and has decided to destroy the planet in 3 days.
Clinton goes back to Washington and tells his people, 'I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is a God, the bad news is that we have really goofed up and the world will end in 3 days.'
Jiang Zemin returns to the PRC and tells his people, 'I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is there is a God, the worse news is he is going to stop our plan for world domination in 3 days.'
Dr. Mahathir returns to Malaysia with a big smile and says, 'I have good news and better news! The good news is that God thinks I am one of the 3 most important people in the world. The better news is, the currency crisis will be over in 3 days!
03.Ah Beng, Mohammad and Muthu were at sea when they were hijacked by a group of pirates.
The pirates cornered the 3 men and said "Give us all your valuables!" The chief pirate then raised a syringe and added, "Or else we'll inject you with the AIDS virus!"
Mohammad quickly stripped off all his valuables and handed them to the pirates. Satisfied, they threw him into the sea.
Muthu was equally quick to comply with the pirates' wishes. Similarly, he removed his valuables and surrendered them to the pirates. Like Mohammad, he was thrown into the sea.
Finally it came to Ah Beng's turn. He stared at the pirates and sneered. "You all kee see lah! (go and die!) Inject, inject lah, you'll never get my lolex and my JPG warret!"
The pirates, showing no mercy, injected Ah Beng with the HIV virus, and robbed him of his precious watch and wallet. They then threw him into the sea with the rest.
In the water, both Mohammad and Muthu commended Ah Beng for his bravery. However, they were pretty perplexed by why he was unafraid of the virus. Grinning, Ah Beng answered, "AIDS I not scared, what... I got condom!!!
Some humor for a wet weather:
01.
02.God sends for 3 world leaders and tells them that he is really pissed-off with all the problems the world gives him and has decided to destroy the planet in 3 days.
Clinton goes back to Washington and tells his people, 'I have good news and bad news. The good news is there is a God, the bad news is that we have really goofed up and the world will end in 3 days.'
Jiang Zemin returns to the PRC and tells his people, 'I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is there is a God, the worse news is he is going to stop our plan for world domination in 3 days.'
Dr. Mahathir returns to Malaysia with a big smile and says, 'I have good news and better news! The good news is that God thinks I am one of the 3 most important people in the world. The better news is, the currency crisis will be over in 3 days!
03.Ah Beng, Mohammad and Muthu were at sea when they were hijacked by a group of pirates.
The pirates cornered the 3 men and said "Give us all your valuables!" The chief pirate then raised a syringe and added, "Or else we'll inject you with the AIDS virus!"
Mohammad quickly stripped off all his valuables and handed them to the pirates. Satisfied, they threw him into the sea.
Muthu was equally quick to comply with the pirates' wishes. Similarly, he removed his valuables and surrendered them to the pirates. Like Mohammad, he was thrown into the sea.
Finally it came to Ah Beng's turn. He stared at the pirates and sneered. "You all kee see lah! (go and die!) Inject, inject lah, you'll never get my lolex and my JPG warret!"
The pirates, showing no mercy, injected Ah Beng with the HIV virus, and robbed him of his precious watch and wallet. They then threw him into the sea with the rest.
In the water, both Mohammad and Muthu commended Ah Beng for his bravery. However, they were pretty perplexed by why he was unafraid of the virus. Grinning, Ah Beng answered, "AIDS I not scared, what... I got condom!!!
KNIGHT ONG
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skfoo's d2hs was sold ... who got it ?? :think:
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