*to the tune of San3 Zi1 Lao3 Shu1* (3 blind mice)
Hokkien version
Lang jiak hum ah lang jiak hum ah
Hum jiak sai, hum jiak sai
Lang jiak hum ah
Hum jiak sai ah
lang jiak sai, lang jiak sai
English version
Man eat cockles, man eat cockles
Cockles eat sh1t, cockles eat sh1t
Man eat cockles
Cockles eat sh1t
Man eat sh1t, man eat sh1t
*adapted from Jack Neo's One More Chance*