~A stupid joke~
A 20-yr old girl went to see a psychiatrist.
"Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must call him
"basstard". Sometimes I feel that he's gone too far, and he deserves the title."
"Hmm.. such a word is too strong and rude to call a person. But
maybe you have your own reasons to call him that. Tell me about it so that I can help you."
"Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one night ... we parked our car
besides the beach and we were alone ... and ... he held my hand ..."
"Did he hold your hand like this?"
"Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it now."
"If its only this, he doesnt deserve to be called "basstard". That
means he doesnt want to separate from you."
"Then he put his hands inside my clothes and touched my boobie,
Doc ..."
"Like this?"
"Yes, Doctor ... he did it like that"
"Its not a behaviour of a basstard. It means he protects you"
"Then he took off all my clothes ... slowly ... "
"Did you resist?"
"No. Instead, I let him do it, coz I love him ..."
"Did he take off your clothes like this ?"
"Yes, Doctor. Until I was completely naked like I am now......"
"He still doesn't deserve to be called "basstard, because it means he
wants to learn about your body completely"
"Then he kissed me and put his .... inside me and had sex with me..."
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"Did he do it just like what we did just now?"
"Yes, Doctor... exactly the same"
"You can't still call him *******. It means he needs you."
"But then he told me that he had AIDS"
??? ....... "Damn !!!!! @$&^$&*%#)&$(#*)#$%^*&#!!!!!!
BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD !!!!!"
