Sentosa Thread XLVIII (48) - Francis247 47:827 "Smurfs with tin cans."


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ernest_ted said:
:bigeyes: new membership just started har ?
Surrender lose half... yep... I'm clearing my current work year IPPT...
 

_espn_ said:
Surrender lose half... yep... I'm clearing my current work year IPPT...

hee hee....have fun.....:bsmilie:
 

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tiMe...
 

going out on a wet wet wet tuesday to office .. :sweat:
 

Just came in to lab.
Overslept. :embrass: :embrass: :embrass:
 

Francis247 said:
Just came in to lab.
Overslept. :embrass: :embrass: :embrass:

ok wah...no gahment to monitor.....:bsmilie:
 

ernest_ted said:
ok wah...no gahment to monitor.....:bsmilie:

Cannot like that.
Must come in on time (then can go on time ;p )
 

Francis247 said:
Cannot like that.
Must come in on time (then can go on time ;p )

Not like dat, come in late go off early. ;p
 

longkangman said:
Not like dat, come in late go off early. ;p

People will see one. :embrass:
No good.
 

Francis247 said:
People will see one. :embrass:
No good.

tts the problem, flexi hours cannot work here...:bsmilie: .

we will forever have falling birth rates
 

Francis247 said:
People will see one. :embrass:
No good.

No lah pple just keep watch who is the 1st to go than follow mah. :D
 

ernest_ted said:
tts the problem, flexi hours cannot work here...:bsmilie: .

we will forever have falling birth rates

:bsmilie:
Interesting point. :think:
 

longkangman said:
No lah pple just keep watch who is the 1st to go than follow mah. :D

:bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:
Follow the leader.
 

Some wisdom to share with you guys... :D
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The 100 Bricks Test

Put about 100 bricks in no particular order in a closed room with an open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyse the situation:

If they are counting the bricks, put them in the accounts department.

If they are recounting them, put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in operations.

If they are sleeping, put them in reception.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in information technology.

If they are sitting idle, put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in sales.

If they have already left for the day, put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the window, put them on strategic planning.

Last but not least, if they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in top management. :bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:
 

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