How I would reply her:
I just struck lottery of 2 million dollars, and I did it by betting on the lucky serial number of the lens. Since your purchase inspired me to buy lottery in the first place, I decided to share half the winnings with you, that is 1 million dollars. However there's a problem, as the government controls and restrict transfer of large funds into African nations, we need to do it via a neighbouring country, there is tax, insurance and transfer fees amounting to $50000 which I need pay by next week. But the problem is the lottery winning collection takes a month to process.
If you can pay the $50000 first, I can send the 1 million plus the $50000, plus the stupid lens to you once the papers are cleared. You can make the payment via western union to my Russian business partner based in Philipines. You have one week. Lastly F you and merry Christmas"
Love it !!!
