Random Thread Season 23....Bigger and Better!

[luckyorange]

this one only people who are married for sometime than can understand....


以前提到结婚，想到“天长地久”
现在提到结婚，想到“能撑多久”。

当初会结婚，说是“看上眼”，
后来会离婚，说是“看走眼”。

婚前爱情是“神话”，
婚后爱情是“笑话”。

恋爱时“情话绵绵”
结婚后“谎话连连”。

恋爱时的男人，喜欢“毛手毛脚”，
结婚后的男人，变成“没手没脚”。

婚前男人，大都很“幽默”
婚后男人，大都很“沉默”。

恋爱时，一见面就“亲嘴”，
结婚后，一见面就“斗嘴”。

婚前男人常给女人“空白支票”，
婚后男人常给女人“空头支票”。

热恋时，相许下辈子“再结良缘”，
结婚后，怀疑上辈子“造作孽缘”。

婚前，谎话都是“情话”，
婚后，情话都是“废话”。

hahahaha nice 1!

 

[SurrealDreamWalker]

Woot... the "PREDALIEN" was here

LOL

 

[SkyStrike]

this one only people who are married for sometime than can understand....


以前提到结婚，想到“天长地久”
现在提到结婚，想到“能撑多久”。

当初会结婚，说是“看上眼”，
后来会离婚，说是“看走眼”。

婚前爱情是“神话”，
婚后爱情是“笑话”。

恋爱时“情话绵绵”
结婚后“谎话连连”。

恋爱时的男人，喜欢“毛手毛脚”，
结婚后的男人，变成“没手没脚”。

婚前男人，大都很“幽默”
婚后男人，大都很“沉默”。

恋爱时，一见面就“亲嘴”，
结婚后，一见面就“斗嘴”。

婚前男人常给女人“空白支票”，
婚后男人常给女人“空头支票”。

热恋时，相许下辈子“再结良缘”，
结婚后，怀疑上辈子“造作孽缘”。

婚前，谎话都是“情话”，
婚后，情话都是“废话”。

Not married yet, but....got so bad meh???? Kinda understand abit of it...

 

[madmartian]

uh-oh... *runs away using new chicken feet :bsmilie:

err, seriously? coz i'm very shy showing my feet (at an undisclosed coffee shop right now, with shoes and socks on) :embrass:

Feet submission is a must. If not Bon non will haunt you

 

[madmartian]

Hello,

receive an email, would like to share with you guys randomly.

Nokia and Iphone

1、Nokia像老婆，Iphone 4像情人。

2、Nokia价格实惠，长相一般，是老婆的不二人选；Iphone 4长得漂亮，要搞定得用票子。

3、Nokia带出去很普通，就像老婆带出去很大众；Iphone 4带出去很有回头率，满足了虚荣心。

4、Nokia用着很放心，就像老婆死心踏地似的；Iphone 4用着老是怕被偷，就像情人，还有好多眼睛也盯着。

5、Nokia作为手机，基本的通话和短信功能都很实用，就像老婆做饭，洗衣服之类的事情都很不错；Iphone 4 呢？基本的电话和短信功能一般，就像情人一样，不愿做饭，也不愿洗衣服。

6、Nokia 很多软件随便下一个就可以装上去用了，就像老婆随便买件衣服就穿了，不是很讲究；Iphone 4 就像情人，什么都讲正品，必须要用iTunes来下载安装。

7、Nokia耐摔，就像老婆时常闹些别扭但终归会和好的；Iphone 4呢，往往不会给你摔第二次的机会。

Sorry for pop in like this, just used to come and go randomly.

Wat? No English version?

 

[SkyStrike]

Wat? No English version?

With the special thanks and support from Google Translate..."Enjoy"

1, Nokia, like his wife, Iphone 4 like a lover.

2, Nokia affordable, looks in general, is the wife of the prime candidates; Iphone 4 pretty, use statistics to get tickets.

3, Nokia brought out a very ordinary, just like my wife to go out with a very public; Iphone 4 with out quite keep returning to meet the vanity.

4, Nokia with a very assured, as his wife hardened like; Iphone 4 was always afraid of using stolen, like lovers, there are a lot of eyes staring.

5, Nokia as a phone, basic phone and messaging features are very useful, as my wife cooking, laundry, that sort of thing is very good; Iph one 4 it? Basic telephony and messaging functions in general, like the lover, like, do not want to cook, do not want to do the laundry.

6, Nokia just under a lot of software you can put something to use, just like his wife just to buy clothes to wear, is not very particular; Iphone 4 like a lover, what are talking about genuine, you must use iTunes to download and install.

7, Nokia impact, as my wife often awkward but, after some trouble and the good; Iphone 4 it often will not give you a second opportunity to fall.

 

[bonrya]

Hello,

receive an email, would like to share with you guys randomly.

Nokia and Iphone

1、Nokia像老婆，Iphone 4像情人。

2、Nokia价格实惠，长相一般，是老婆的不二人选；Iphone 4长得漂亮，要搞定得用票子。

3、Nokia带出去很普通，就像老婆带出去很大众；Iphone 4带出去很有回头率，满足了虚荣心。

4、Nokia用着很放心，就像老婆死心踏地似的；Iphone 4用着老是怕被偷，就像情人，还有好多眼睛也盯着。

5、Nokia作为手机，基本的通话和短信功能都很实用，就像老婆做饭，洗衣服之类的事情都很不错；Iphone 4 呢？基本的电话和短信功能一般，就像情人一样，不愿做饭，也不愿洗衣服。

6、Nokia 很多软件随便下一个就可以装上去用了，就像老婆随便买件衣服就穿了，不是很讲究；Iphone 4 就像情人，什么都讲正品，必须要用iTunes来下载安装。

7、Nokia耐摔，就像老婆时常闹些别扭但终归会和好的；Iphone 4呢，往往不会给你摔第二次的机会。

Sorry for pop in like this, just used to come and go randomly.

Omg uncle catchlights is a randomer now!!! Wakakakakakaakakakaka

Please post a picture of your feet again for our enjoyment!!! Wakakakakakakakakakakaka

:bsmilie::bsmilie::bsmilie:

 

[madmartian]

With the special thanks and support from Google Translate..."Enjoy"

Thank you for translating. I tink I'll jus use public phone

 

[bonrya]

:bsmilie::bsmilie:

 

[bonrya]

Oh hai. What happened while I was out?

Durian outing this thursday. U like the stuff?

 

[SamTac]

Durian outing this thursday. U like the stuff?

U went missing?

 

[bonrya]

U went missing?

I'm here!!! :cry::cry:

 

[madmartian]

Oh hai. What happened while I was out?

While you were out, we went in...................:bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[SamTac]

I'm here!!! :cry::cry:

Missed u

 

[madmartian]

Missed u

Or the durians ? :think:

 

[bonrya]

Missed u

Super busy today. :cry::cry: tmr also. Looking forward to the weekend. Wakakaakkaka

 

[SkyStrike]

Super busy today. :cry::cry: tmr also. Looking forward to the weekend. Wakakaakkaka

it's still Wednesday.....

 

[kei1309]

it's still Wednesday.....

it's 2 more days to the weekend! and another 2 days to a full day workday on saturday

 

[madmartian]

it's still Wednesday.....

it's 2 more days to the weekend! and another 2 days to a full day workday on saturday

Just go print out a calendar with only public holidays & weekends. So everytime you look at it, hey, its a holiday today or its sun!!...............................:bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[SkyStrike]

Just go print out a calendar with only public holidays & weekends. So everytime you look at it, hey, its a holiday today or its sun!!...............................:bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

Everyday is Wednesday to me...neither here nor there..