spree86
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With tattoo got some relax vocations cannot do also haha
Random Thread Big Season 22....Onwards!
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With tattoo got some relax vocations cannot do also haha
allenleonhart
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SurrealDreamWalker
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wise decision!
madmartian
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symmetrix said:
But got cow father cow mother
SurrealDreamWalker
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Here' s funny take on "Got two cows ":
TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
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You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch..
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them..
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0..60 or you cut the supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind again and now want RM1.20.
The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine instead.
Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.
And last but not least,
A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
One cow-peh and one cow-bu. :bsmilie::bsmilie::bsmilie:
madmartian
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SurrealDreamWalker said:
At the end its the same. Muz tell great grandfather story? Haha
SurrealDreamWalker
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At the end its the same. Muz tell great grandfather story? Haha
yeah it's an old story from the 2009...
got cow ah gong meh?
Sion
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becoz you have never played or you failed to kill the cow king! LOL
-.- I never find the cow level (or the cows) tough....
And it's not failed to kill the cow king, it's don't want to kill the cow king....cos kill liao, cannot go in again...
madmartian
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Got no cow ah gong, but got cow dung.......................................:bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:
SurrealDreamWalker
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Best to kill the cow and the cow king with a few allies!
of coz the cow king have only ONE life in there. After killing him still can visit the moo moo farm to kill the cows for more points na!
SurrealDreamWalker
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Waiting for the arrival of D3 (not the Nikon D3
), yesterday got some news: http://www.diablofans.com/topic/26249-diablo-3-press-event-visit/
allenleonhart
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seeing my ex cca i wanna face palm.
joining handphone camera photography competition with gawd knows who are the judges means u wont learn anything except to not join again.
joining handphone camera photography competition with gawd knows who are the judges means u wont learn anything except to not join again.
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