Related to the Ferrari incident you think?
They have to teach the Panda to drive the Ferrari without crashing first then can sent them here, new rules in SIN ;p
Zoologists Finally Bored Of Saving Frankly Useless Pandas (Satire Article) said:The Panda is simply not a sustainable species.
Theyre black and white for a start, yet they live in a green jungle for Gods sake.
And their diet consists of eating 30 pounds of the least nutritious plant in the entire jungle, every single day.
The worlds zoos have spent millions on their efforts to grow the Panda population over the last 30 years, to little or no effect.
Pandas just arent interested in sex. Even the really kinky stuff.
Do you know how difficult it is to get a female panda into a basque?
Id rather spend my time saving an animal that had even a passing interest in chasing tail.
If were brutally honest we should have given up a long time ago, its just that theyre so damned cute.
Its like looking at a big fat albino whos been repeatedly punched in the face.
- Excerpt from NewsThump with a satire take on selective species conservation.
Related to the Ferrari incident you think?
Like "trash" being treated as "treasure", fact is the Giant Panda is some of the most "useless" creature in the whole of the animal kingdom. :bsmilie:
Discover Magazine, Could Pandas Be an Evolutionary Mistake—or Proof of an Intelligent Designer?
By Lizzie Buchen On 2008-08-05
The Guardian, Should Pandas Be left To Face Extinction?
By Leo Benedictus On 2009-09-23
The Independent, The World's Most Useless Creatures
By David Thomas On 2011-12-05
Sion said:Pandas are a bad example to Singaporeans.
They mate sparingly and they are fussy in reproduction.
If not careful native Singaporeans will end up as endangered as pandas.
Pandas are a bad example to Singaporeans.
They mate sparingly and they are fussy in reproduction.
If not careful native Singaporeans will end up as endangered as pandas.
The time will come. 2096 is the yr we suppose to have 6.5m but maybe thats the yr no more PURE Singaporean. Ha ha!
Sion said:Be careful. They might ship you to the famous zoos around the world to exhibit you as extinct species of Pure Singaporean and will try to mate you with a local girl.
I think some ppl will be OK if treated as pandas - just eat, sleep, s**t and f**k.
Be careful. They might ship you to the famous zoos around the world to exhibit you as extinct species of Pure Singaporean and will try to mate you with a local girl.
If have tell me how.... don't mind spend the rest of my life, eating, sleeping, 'mating'.... setup the video cam please.... :bsmilie: