Nikki, my new found love

[blee5325]

btw... I got 1 new found love, 1 old love, and 1 expired love waiting for me to go home everyday :bsmilie: but I still fondle other people's love ones every now and then :sweatsm:

wah lao... now i really feel like going for the elder sister but then, the fondling part is really good too... anyone wants to borrow me their wife to play with :lovegrin:

 

[blee5325]

I never thought my love story would end up being a CSers swingers party :-D hahaha... i now feel really excited and wanna mount nikki up and push her big round sensitive shutter button :heart:

 

[tainted]

Here I think you might need this.

I love both Nikki and Ken....... :devil:

 

[Dream Merchant]

I never thought my love story would end up being a CSers swingers party :-D hahaha... i now feel really excited and wanna mount nikki up and push her big round sensitive shutter button :heart:

Darling Nikki ~ Prince

I knew a girl named nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said howd u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little nikki grind

She took me 2 her castle
And I just couldnt believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And nikki started 2 grind

Nikki

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I cant tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin will kick your behind
Oh, shell show u no mercy
But shell shonuff shonuff show u how 2 grind

Darlin nikki

Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasnt there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone unmber on the stairs
It said thank u 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever u want 2 grind

Oh, nikki, ohhhh

Come back nikki, come back
Your dirty little prince
Wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind

{backwards at the end...}
Hello, how r u? Im fine. cause I know
That the lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon.



Too bad all the youtube vidz have been taken down.

 

[ninelives]

careful when you insert your "lens"

 

[scud]

once a while dont forget to have a quick blow job. ;p

 

[night86mare]

Very soon you will dump nikki and go for her elder sister.

the d3 is manly

so it will have to be her eldest brother at last :heart::heart:

 

[blee5325]

the d3 is manly

so it will have to be her eldest brother at last :heart::heart:

NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!

 

[nyxx88]

NNNNNNOOOOOO!!!

Bwahahahhahaha!! This one is the funniest!! I am now imagining you with the big brother... :bsmilie:

Actually... got D3X hor...

 

[WuffRuff]

Nikon is Nikki... so......
Canon is Candy?!?
:sweat:

 

[night86mare]

Actually... got D3X hor...

that would be the hairy granduncle :devil:

 

[photobum]

Nikon is Nikki... so......
Canon is Candy?!?
:sweat:

So.... Fujifilm is Fujiko?

 

[tainted]

Nikon is Nikki... so......
Canon is Candy?!?
:sweat:

ouh yeah baby~
I love to be alone with Candy any chance we get :devil:

 

[smalltake]

Hahaha....same same .....when i read the first sentence i know le............. sure lots of offsprings measured by GB!:bsmilie:

I was more interested on the process of getting the offsprings!!!

 

[Sion]

OK OK... it might be a bit lame, but just wanna share a simple love story that I wrote on my blog about my Nikon D60 :bsmilie:

Do you realize you'll have many more newer loves after Nikki? :bsmilie:

 

[blee5325]

So.... Fujifilm is Fujiko?

fumiko... cannot have easily identifiable syllables in the name, hahaha.

I was more interested on the process of getting the offsprings!!!

process = take off lens protection > mount nikki (or candy, or fumiko, etc...) > zoom in and out (couple of times) > slowly press down on big round smooth shutter till she beeps > finish with a good push and wait for satisfying result :-D

Do you realize you'll have many more newer loves after Nikki? :bsmilie:

nikki, big sister, "big brother" (NNNNNOOOOO)... & "uncle" *fainted*

 

[chisiang]

ouh yeah baby~
I love to be alone with Candy any chance we get :devil:

the last time I tried to mount Candy with nikon lens kena rejected... dun wanna force it through though :sweatsm:

but Fumiko is more "liberal" and is willing to be mounted by Nikki's lenses :sweatsm:

 

[zac08]

the last time I tried to mount Candy with nikon lens kena rejected... dun wanna force it through though :sweatsm:

but Fumiko is more "liberal" and is willing to be mounted by Nikki's lenses :sweatsm:

You need a special adapter for that.... :bsmilie::bsmilie:

 

[Rashkae]

the last time I tried to mount Candy with nikon lens kena rejected... dun wanna force it through though :sweatsm:

but Fumiko is more "liberal" and is willing to be mounted by Nikki's lenses :sweatsm:

So Fumiko is the unfaithful one?

 

[Rashkae]

You need a special adapter for that.... :bsmilie::bsmilie:

a.k.a "alcohol"