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Reds paid £20m after seeing fake Downing video

curry sauce!!

When Off the Ball heard this week that Liverpool decided to fork out £20 million for Stewart Downing after being duped by fake YouTube footage of the winger showing off his skills, it was instantly dismissed as a huge steaming pile of codswallop. 'Nobody can be that stupid,' we thought.

But after trawling through numerous reports we stumbled across the following quotes from Liverpool chairman Tom Werner and Off the Ball's jaw dropped so far and so fast that we've had to have it wired back together by a hugely expensive orthognathic surgeon and can only drink soup through a straw for the next two months.

"There was some footage of Stewart where he was, from 30 yards away, kicking a football into five different trash cans and it was brilliant," Werner is quoted as saying in the Liverpool Echo. "[Liverpool owner] John [Henry] and I said: 'Oh my God, this player is brilliant, we've got to figure out a way to make a deal with him'."

Read that again.

Off the Ball has the telephone number of a good surgeon if you need it.

It was only later that Werner and Henry realised the footage had been digitally enhanced as part of a campaign to boost season ticket sales at Downing's then club Aston Villa. Since moving to Anfield in the summer, Downing has scored no goals and provided zero assists in 22 Premier League games.
 

Cheesecake said:
Reds paid £20m after seeing fake Downing video

curry sauce!!

When Off the Ball heard this week that Liverpool decided to fork out £20 million for Stewart Downing after being duped by fake YouTube footage of the winger showing off his skills, it was instantly dismissed as a huge steaming pile of codswallop. 'Nobody can be that stupid,' we thought.

But after trawling through numerous reports we stumbled across the following quotes from Liverpool chairman Tom Werner and Off the Ball's jaw dropped so far and so fast that we've had to have it wired back together by a hugely expensive orthognathic surgeon and can only drink soup through a straw for the next two months.

"There was some footage of Stewart where he was, from 30 yards away, kicking a football into five different trash cans and it was brilliant," Werner is quoted as saying in the Liverpool Echo. "[Liverpool owner] John [Henry] and I said: 'Oh my God, this player is brilliant, we've got to figure out a way to make a deal with him'."

Read that again.

Off the Ball has the telephone number of a good surgeon if you need it.

It was only later that Werner and Henry realised the footage had been digitally enhanced as part of a campaign to boost season ticket sales at Downing's then club Aston Villa. Since moving to Anfield in the summer, Downing has scored no goals and provided zero assists in 22 Premier League games.
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this is funny sauce....
 

Carrot did not score but he provided the assist.
Someone must have waved carrot's and kite's undies very hard. Thank you from all LFC fans.
 

for once, we did not buang at home against a KKJ team
 

Cheesecake said:
Ba to quit Newcastle in summer as clubs queue up to exploit £7m buy-out clause

By Sportsmail Reporter

Last updated at 10:34 AM on 29th January 2012

Read more: Demba Ba to quit Newcastle | Mail Online


Liverpool and Tottenham head a host of clubs ready to trigger Demba Ba's £7million release clause in the summer.

The Newcastle striker has been in scintillating form this season, scoring 16 goals in all competitions.

And the Senegal hitman is ready to quit the North East after just a single campaign.
In a further blow to Newcastle, Ba will pocket a staggering £3m of the transfer fee, according to the Sunday Mirror.

The buy-out clause was inserted as the club refused to meet the player’s personal demands or pay a significant amount of agents’ fees.

Ba is keen to remain in the Premier League, despite interest from across Europe, and the 26-year-old hopes to double his current salary to £60,000.
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we can afford!!! Buy!!!

Time to loan carroll out to arsenal!
 

fotoudavid said:
we can afford!!! Buy!!!

Time to loan carroll out to arsenal!
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juz hope he dun come and become a cheaper carrot/heskey.
the style of play means our frontline needs to have gd ball skills under heavy pressure..
 

Let's Get Ready to GUESS GUESS GUESS!!!

Correct Score Prediction = 3points!

Correct 1st Scorer for LFC = 1point!

Correct Last Scorer for LFC = 1point!

Hat-Trick Hero Perfect Guess Guess Guess! = 5points!

so in any game, the max point a participant can net is a total of 10points.


Sorting Out the Grey Areas.

1). in the event of 1-0 end result, the 1st scorer will be taken as the last scorer even though the participant might haf anticipated 2-0 or 22-0 and have listed someone else as the last scorer.

2). the prediction is good till the Final Whistle, which includes Extra-time but not Penalty Shootout.


List of Hat-Trick Hero/es for this season:

1). WongLP --- 11/1/12 manSipTea vs. LFC (League Cup Semi Final 1st leg), 1-0 Victory with Stevie G scoring.


League Table!

1). Airfins 27pts ----> wakauz!!!! new league leader!!!! 2pts lead now!!
2). ahyooo 22pts ---> how the mighty has fallen! kekekeke >< The Fallen shall rise again >< --> watch too much transformers! :P
3). Cheesecake 18pts ---> can we finally beat KKJ teams?
4). bro rodz 13pts ---> Raf999 in disguise!!
5). wonglp 12pt
6). Grumpy 11pts
7). fotoudavid 9pts ---> TRUE LFC fan who said Carroll will never score! hehehe! ---> this boy cursed carroll. sad.
8). shunzi 9pts
9). zaren 8pts
10). sunnyday 7pts
11). Koplady11 6pts
12). Actor13 6pts
13). Canew 5pts
14). Taurean 5pts
15). blazer_workz 5pts
16). roadrunner 1pt ----> disappeared!
17). nemesis32 1pt ----> disappeared!


LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB vs manCircle utd clowns!!
ANFIELD!!!

FA cup semi-final! (we win 1-0)

28-1-2012, 1245hrs GMT!!
can we do it once again, beating our arch nemesis, manCircle utd clowns?!


2-1 to LFC!!! (Agger and dirty kite!)

1). 2-0 LFC WINS!! (Dirty Kite, Bellamy!!!) CC ---> we will triumph!!!! HUAT AH! --> 0pt
2). 2-0 LFC wins!!! (kuyt, kuyt) fotoudavid --> 1pt
3). 1-0 carroll carroll carroll carroll carroll carroll carroll carroll carroll carroll carroll carroll carroll carroll!!!!!!!!! sunnyday --> andy carroll's die hard g-string waver! --> 0pt
4). 3-1 LFC WIN !!! (Gerrard Kuyt) airfins, pray pray pray !!!! --> 1pt
5). 1-2 man utd win carroll rodz..finally predict liverpool lose..lol --> 0pt ---> pls keep it this way, bro rodz!!!
6). 1-0 LFC win!!! (gerrard) zaren --> 0pt
7). 3-2 REDs wins (Carroll, bellamy, adam) ahyooo --> 0pt
8). 0-0 draw. grumpy --> 0pt
 

Let's Get Ready to GUESS GUESS GUESS!!!

Correct Score Prediction = 3points!

Correct 1st Scorer for LFC = 1point!

Correct Last Scorer for LFC = 1point!

Hat-Trick Hero Perfect Guess Guess Guess! = 5points!

so in any game, the max point a participant can net is a total of 10points.


Sorting Out the Grey Areas.

1). in the event of 1-0 end result, the 1st scorer will be taken as the last scorer even though the participant might haf anticipated 2-0 or 22-0 and have listed someone else as the last scorer.

2). the prediction is good till the Final Whistle, which includes Extra-time but not Penalty Shootout.


List of Hat-Trick Hero/es for this season:

1). WongLP --- 11/1/12 manSipTea vs. LFC (League Cup Semi Final 1st leg), 1-0 Victory with Stevie G scoring.


League Table!

1). Airfins 28pts ----> RUNNING AWAY!!!
2). ahyooo 22pts ---> how the mighty has fallen! kekekeke >< The Fallen shall rise again >< --> watch too much transformers! :P
3). Cheesecake 18pts ---> can we finally beat KKJ teams?
4). bro rodz 13pts ---> Raf999 in disguise!!
5). wonglp 12pt
6). Grumpy 11pts
7). fotoudavid 10pts ---> TRUE LFC fan who said Carroll will never score! hehehe! ---> this boy cursed carroll. sad.
8). shunzi 9pts
9). zaren 8pts
10). sunnyday 7pts
11). Koplady11 6pts
12). Actor13 6pts
13). Canew 5pts
14). Taurean 5pts
15). blazer_workz 5pts
16). roadrunner 1pt ----> disappeared!
17). nemesis32 1pt ----> disappeared!


Wolves vs. LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB
Molineux Stadium.

1945 GMT.

Yet another KKJ team! Can we overcome them?!


1). 1-0 LFC WINS!! (Carroll) CC
 

Let's Get Ready to GUESS GUESS GUESS!!!

Correct Score Prediction = 3points!

Correct 1st Scorer for LFC = 1point!

Correct Last Scorer for LFC = 1point!

Hat-Trick Hero Perfect Guess Guess Guess! = 5points!

so in any game, the max point a participant can net is a total of 10points.


Sorting Out the Grey Areas.

1). in the event of 1-0 end result, the 1st scorer will be taken as the last scorer even though the participant might haf anticipated 2-0 or 22-0 and have listed someone else as the last scorer.

2). the prediction is good till the Final Whistle, which includes Extra-time but not Penalty Shootout.


List of Hat-Trick Hero/es for this season:

1). WongLP --- 11/1/12 manSipTea vs. LFC (League Cup Semi Final 1st leg), 1-0 Victory with Stevie G scoring.


League Table!

1). Airfins 28pts ----> RUNNING AWAY!!!
2). ahyooo 22pts ---> how the mighty has fallen! kekekeke >< The Fallen shall rise again >< --> watch too much transformers! :P
3). Cheesecake 18pts ---> can we finally beat KKJ teams?
4). bro rodz 13pts ---> Raf999 in disguise!!
5). wonglp 12pt
6). Grumpy 11pts
7). fotoudavid 10pts ---> TRUE LFC fan who said Carroll will never score! hehehe! ---> this boy cursed carroll. sad.
8). shunzi 9pts
9). zaren 8pts
10). sunnyday 7pts
11). Koplady11 6pts
12). Actor13 6pts
13). Canew 5pts
14). Taurean 5pts
15). blazer_workz 5pts
16). roadrunner 1pt ----> disappeared!
17). nemesis32 1pt ----> disappeared!


Wolves vs. LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB
Molineux Stadium.

1945 GMT.

Yet another KKJ team! Can we overcome them?!


1). 1-0 LFC WINS!! (Carroll) CC
2). 2-1 LFC wins!! (bellamy, maxi) fotoudavid
 

Let's Get Ready to GUESS GUESS GUESS!!!

Correct Score Prediction = 3points!

Correct 1st Scorer for LFC = 1point!

Correct Last Scorer for LFC = 1point!

Hat-Trick Hero Perfect Guess Guess Guess! = 5points!

so in any game, the max point a participant can net is a total of 10points.


Sorting Out the Grey Areas.

1). in the event of 1-0 end result, the 1st scorer will be taken as the last scorer even though the participant might haf anticipated 2-0 or 22-0 and have listed someone else as the last scorer.

2). the prediction is good till the Final Whistle, which includes Extra-time but not Penalty Shootout.


List of Hat-Trick Hero/es for this season:

1). WongLP --- 11/1/12 manSipTea vs. LFC (League Cup Semi Final 1st leg), 1-0 Victory with Stevie G scoring.


League Table!

1). Airfins 28pts ----> RUNNING AWAY!!!
2). ahyooo 22pts ---> how the mighty has fallen! kekekeke >< The Fallen shall rise again >< --> watch too much transformers! :P
3). Cheesecake 18pts ---> can we finally beat KKJ teams?
4). bro rodz 13pts ---> Raf999 in disguise!!
5). wonglp 12pt
6). Grumpy 11pts
7). fotoudavid 10pts ---> TRUE LFC fan who said Carroll will never score! hehehe! ---> this boy cursed carroll. sad.
8). shunzi 9pts
9). zaren 8pts
10). sunnyday 7pts
11). Koplady11 6pts
12). Actor13 6pts
13). Canew 5pts
14). Taurean 5pts
15). blazer_workz 5pts
16). roadrunner 1pt ----> disappeared!
17). nemesis32 1pt ----> disappeared!


Wolves vs. LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB
Molineux Stadium.

1945 GMT.

Yet another KKJ team! Can we overcome them?!


1). 1-0 LFC WINS!! (Carroll) CC
2). 2-1 LFC wins!! (bellamy, maxi) fotoudavid
3) 2-0 LFC wins!!! (stevie, maxi) wonglp
 

Let's Get Ready to GUESS GUESS GUESS!!!

Correct Score Prediction = 3points!

Correct 1st Scorer for LFC = 1point!

Correct Last Scorer for LFC = 1point!

Hat-Trick Hero Perfect Guess Guess Guess! = 5points!

so in any game, the max point a participant can net is a total of 10points.


Sorting Out the Grey Areas.

1). in the event of 1-0 end result, the 1st scorer will be taken as the last scorer even though the participant might haf anticipated 2-0 or 22-0 and have listed someone else as the last scorer.

2). the prediction is good till the Final Whistle, which includes Extra-time but not Penalty Shootout.


List of Hat-Trick Hero/es for this season:

1). WongLP --- 11/1/12 manSipTea vs. LFC (League Cup Semi Final 1st leg), 1-0 Victory with Stevie G scoring.


League Table!

1). Airfins 28pts ----> RUNNING AWAY!!!
2). ahyooo 22pts ---> how the mighty has fallen! kekekeke >< The Fallen shall rise again >< --> watch too much transformers! :P
3). Cheesecake 18pts ---> can we finally beat KKJ teams?
4). bro rodz 13pts ---> Raf999 in disguise!!
5). wonglp 12pt
6). Grumpy 11pts
7). fotoudavid 10pts ---> TRUE LFC fan who said Carroll will never score! hehehe! ---> this boy cursed carroll. sad.
8). shunzi 9pts
9). zaren 8pts
10). sunnyday 7pts
11). Koplady11 6pts
12). Actor13 6pts
13). Canew 5pts
14). Taurean 5pts
15). blazer_workz 5pts
16). roadrunner 1pt ----> disappeared!
17). nemesis32 1pt ----> disappeared!


Wolves vs. LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB
Molineux Stadium.

1945 GMT.

Yet another KKJ team! Can we overcome them?!


1). 1-0 LFC WINS!! (Carroll) CC
2). 2-1 LFC wins!! (bellamy, maxi) fotoudavid
3) 2-0 LFC wins!!! (stevie, maxi) wonglp
4) 2-0 LFC WIN (Gerrard Kuyt) airfins
 

huat ah!!!!! tonite we will gain 3 points and closing the gap!!!!!

chealsea will lose to swansea!!!
hotspurs will lose to wigan!!!
stok will choke man united!!!
bolton will kick arsenal!!!
 

Let's Get Ready to GUESS GUESS GUESS!!!

Correct Score Prediction = 3points!

Correct 1st Scorer for LFC = 1point!

Correct Last Scorer for LFC = 1point!

Hat-Trick Hero Perfect Guess Guess Guess! = 5points!

so in any game, the max point a participant can net is a total of 10points.


Sorting Out the Grey Areas.

1). in the event of 1-0 end result, the 1st scorer will be taken as the last scorer even though the participant might haf anticipated 2-0 or 22-0 and have listed someone else as the last scorer.

2). the prediction is good till the Final Whistle, which includes Extra-time but not Penalty Shootout.


List of Hat-Trick Hero/es for this season:

1). WongLP --- 11/1/12 manSipTea vs. LFC (League Cup Semi Final 1st leg), 1-0 Victory with Stevie G scoring.


League Table!

1). Airfins 28pts ----> RUNNING AWAY!!!
2). ahyooo 22pts ---> how the mighty has fallen! kekekeke >< The Fallen shall rise again >< --> watch too much transformers! :P
3). Cheesecake 18pts ---> can we finally beat KKJ teams?
4). bro rodz 13pts ---> Raf999 in disguise!!
5). wonglp 12pt
6). Grumpy 11pts
7). fotoudavid 10pts ---> TRUE LFC fan who said Carroll will never score! hehehe! ---> this boy cursed carroll. sad.
8). shunzi 9pts
9). zaren 8pts
10). sunnyday 7pts
11). Koplady11 6pts
12). Actor13 6pts
13). Canew 5pts
14). Taurean 5pts
15). blazer_workz 5pts
16). roadrunner 1pt ----> disappeared!
17). nemesis32 1pt ----> disappeared!


Wolves vs. LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB
Molineux Stadium.

1945 GMT.

Yet another KKJ team! Can we overcome them?!


1). 1-0 LFC WINS!! (Carroll) CC
2). 2-1 LFC wins!! (bellamy, maxi) fotoudavid
3) 2-0 LFC wins!!! (stevie, maxi) wonglp
4) 2-0 LFC WIN (Gerrard Kuyt) airfins
5). 3-0 LFC WIN!!! (Bellamy, Kuyt) blazer_workz
 

Let's Get Ready to GUESS GUESS GUESS!!!

Correct Score Prediction = 3points!

Correct 1st Scorer for LFC = 1point!

Correct Last Scorer for LFC = 1point!

Hat-Trick Hero Perfect Guess Guess Guess! = 5points!

so in any game, the max point a participant can net is a total of 10points.


Sorting Out the Grey Areas.

1). in the event of 1-0 end result, the 1st scorer will be taken as the last scorer even though the participant might haf anticipated 2-0 or 22-0 and have listed someone else as the last scorer.

2). the prediction is good till the Final Whistle, which includes Extra-time but not Penalty Shootout.


List of Hat-Trick Hero/es for this season:

1). WongLP --- 11/1/12 manSipTea vs. LFC (League Cup Semi Final 1st leg), 1-0 Victory with Stevie G scoring.


League Table!

1). Airfins 28pts ----> RUNNING AWAY!!!
2). ahyooo 22pts ---> how the mighty has fallen! kekekeke >< The Fallen shall rise again >< --> watch too much transformers! :P
3). Cheesecake 18pts ---> can we finally beat KKJ teams?
4). bro rodz 13pts ---> Raf999 in disguise!!
5). wonglp 12pt
6). Grumpy 11pts
7). fotoudavid 10pts ---> TRUE LFC fan who said Carroll will never score! hehehe! ---> this boy cursed carroll. sad.
8). shunzi 9pts
9). zaren 8pts
10). sunnyday 7pts
11). Koplady11 6pts
12). Actor13 6pts
13). Canew 5pts
14). Taurean 5pts
15). blazer_workz 5pts
16). roadrunner 1pt ----> disappeared!
17). nemesis32 1pt ----> disappeared!


Wolves vs. LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB
Molineux Stadium.

1945 GMT.

Yet another KKJ team! Can we overcome them?! DOUBT SO


1). 1-0 LFC WINS!! (Carroll) CC
2). 2-1 LFC wins!! (bellamy, maxi) fotoudavid
3) 2-0 LFC wins!!! (stevie, maxi) wonglp
4) 2-0 LFC WIN (Gerrard Kuyt) airfins
5). 3-0 LFC WIN!!! (Bellamy, Kuyt) blazer_workz
6). 1-0 LFC Win!!! (Carroll) sunnyday
7). 1-1 Draw (Bellamy) roDz
 

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got talk that Defoe is on the way to LFC in a dramatic transfer deadline deal!!! :bigeyes:
 

wahhhhhhh!!!!!amazingg!!! He's short and deadly, totally opposite of carroll...!!!!
 

wonglp said:
wahhhhhhh!!!!!amazingg!!! He's short and deadly, totally opposite of carroll...!!!!
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if it happens, there goes our newfound prowess at the corners.
otoh, last match of suarez ban tonite.

and news of explayers: djibril cisse is back with qpr..
 

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