Hello, sabee. Yes, I know you meant that to be a joke and I have laughingly accepted it, knowing that you would most likely not go ahead and do what you have suggested in your remark.
+evenstar, my several visits to the Night Safari have given me encounters with people who, as you have rightfully described, blatantly shoot with flash despite repeated reminders from the nice ladies on the train. I wonder what they would achieve with that as the animals are so far away and the flashes can't reach them. But then again, many a so called 'non-conformers' are individuals who may not know much about photography, despite their P&S/DSLR in hands. Therefore, I share your sentiments on this issue. Those who actually do that do really give us a bad name.