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[Ola]

:ipuke:

i posted in this thread, i gets automated reply. Unlike you, go view other thread and stalk funny :bsmilie:

Never knew that when I post here, you get automated reply. :bigeyes:
Still said you not stalking me? :think:

BTW ... I am straight ...

 

[caseytan]

Dunno wats wif the stalker thing??

today so free ? talk so much :sticktong

 

[Ola]

T ur head......:kok: :kok: :kok:

head again? :think:
You prefer TFCD ... only head shot ... :bsmilie:

 

[Funny]

today so free ? talk so much :sticktong

:sticktong :sticktong :sticktong I wan to go do work liao....:sticktong

 

[caseytan]

Never knew that when I post here, you get automated reply. :bigeyes:
Still said you not stalking me? :think:

BTW ... I am straight ...

er whoever posted here, i will get automated reply, don't think so highly of yourself :ipuke:

BTW u straight or not, none of my bizness :bsmilie:

 

[caseytan]

:sticktong :sticktong :sticktong I wan to go do work liao....:sticktong

yeah, but you still keep on sticking your tongue here, how to work ? :sweatsm:

 

[Funny]

head again? :think:
You prefer TFCD ... only head shot ... :bsmilie:

UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!

 

[caseytan]

UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!
UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD! UR HEAD!

so funny will sing the new lyrics to the Black Eyed Peas song "My Hump"...

ur head... ur head ur head ur head :bsmilie:

 

[Funny]

so funny will sing the new lyrics to the Black Eyed Peas song "My Hump"...

ur head... ur head ur head ur head :bsmilie:

:dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:

 

[caseytan]

:dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:

oh u dunno the song ar ? u want ? i send to you lor

 

[Ola]

er whoever posted here, i will get automated reply, don't think so highly of yourself :ipuke:

BTW u straight or not, none of my bizness :bsmilie:

You stalking this thread ... :bigeyes: :bigeyes:

 

[Ola]

so funny will sing the new lyrics to the Black Eyed Peas song "My Hump"...

ur head... ur head ur head ur head :bsmilie:

Got such a song? :dunno: :dunno:

 

[caseytan]

You stalking this thread ... :bigeyes: :bigeyes:

if that is stalk, then dunno got how many stalkers in CS :bsmilie:

 

[caseytan]

Got such a song? :dunno: :dunno:

er... do you listen to Black Eyed Peas' albums in the first place

 

[canoni5]

busy morning... managed to sort out my multiply page & finish all my reports

:cheergal: :cheergal: :cheergal:

 

[Benign]

Took a very very short nap..........wake up and happy coz I read this joke :bsmilie:

The Perfect Girlfriend

August 8th, 2006
AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 8/10


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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with very big breasts

 

[furrycake]

BLACK EYED PEAS LYRICS

"My Humps"

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.


this is one of my favourite songs btw :lovegrin:

 

[madmacs]

Where r all the kakis???? :cry:

your backside very cute! :lovegrin:

 

[madmacs]

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

ok! when can i check them out? :lovegrin::lovegrin::lovegrin:

 

[Funny]

:kok: :kok: :kok: :kok: :kok: