Helpdesk jokes!!
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How about this, happen during my contract job at the callcenter of X company
me: Good morning, X company, How may I help you
c: err, is this Y company?
me: sorry sir, this is X company
C: oh, can tranfer me over?
Me: sorry sir, we are not the same company, I'm unable to help you to tranfer your line over
C: aiya, you all in the same trade one mah, why cannot. call you all very difficult one leh, wait for so long.
me: Sorry sir, I'm really unable to help you.
C: err what the number to Y company.
me: Sorry sir, we do not have the number
C: what kind of service is this, number also don't have. What your direct line? HP also can.
<I'm find it very funny le, why he want my phone number. Somemore my company policy is cannot hangup caller line>
C: You free in the afternoon? Maybe we can talk face to face. What your address?
In the end he talk load of crap to me until he is happy then he say
c: aiya, don't disturb you le. I call next time.
me: Good morning, X company, How may I help you
c: err, is this Y company?
me: sorry sir, this is X company
C: oh, can tranfer me over?
Me: sorry sir, we are not the same company, I'm unable to help you to tranfer your line over
C: aiya, you all in the same trade one mah, why cannot. call you all very difficult one leh, wait for so long.
me: Sorry sir, I'm really unable to help you.
C: err what the number to Y company.
me: Sorry sir, we do not have the number
C: what kind of service is this, number also don't have. What your direct line? HP also can.
<I'm find it very funny le, why he want my phone number. Somemore my company policy is cannot hangup caller line>
C: You free in the afternoon? Maybe we can talk face to face. What your address?
In the end he talk load of crap to me until he is happy then he say
c: aiya, don't disturb you le. I call next time.
wah! you talk to user like that (the last few lines), he/she got complain to your superior or not. Helpdesk support is a service sector, have to be polite to user regardless of what ignorant users give you. I know some users are damn unreasonable, but if you want to work in this line then you have to adjust yourself to this line.
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azul123
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Caller: I installed a bunch of CD's, but the programs are missing.
Helpdesk: Was the CD Rom drive working??
Caller: Yes, I installed the CD's
Helpdesk: Well, let me install one with you to make sure you're doing it right. Open your CD Rom Drive.
Caller: My what??
Helpdesk: Your Cd Rom drive - push the button.
Caller: I don't know what you mean??
Helpdesk: Well, how did you install the CD's?
Caller: I just pushed them in the slot.
Helpdesk: And where are they now?
Caller: I don't know - in the machine I guess.
Helpdesk: Ummm, will you please gently tilt your tower
Caller: *tilts tower - sound of falling Cd's*
Ok, you get the point - the caller was shoving her CD's in one of the little cracks between the front panels on her computer, and they just fell inside. She thought she was "installing" them. When the computer was opened, there were over 20 cd's inside.
The scary part is, she actually EARNED enough money to buy a computer. Somebody PAYS her for something. Disturbing.
../azul123
Helpdesk: Was the CD Rom drive working??
Caller: Yes, I installed the CD's
Helpdesk: Well, let me install one with you to make sure you're doing it right. Open your CD Rom Drive.
Caller: My what??
Helpdesk: Your Cd Rom drive - push the button.
Caller: I don't know what you mean??
Helpdesk: Well, how did you install the CD's?
Caller: I just pushed them in the slot.
Helpdesk: And where are they now?
Caller: I don't know - in the machine I guess.
Helpdesk: Ummm, will you please gently tilt your tower
Caller: *tilts tower - sound of falling Cd's*
Ok, you get the point - the caller was shoving her CD's in one of the little cracks between the front panels on her computer, and they just fell inside. She thought she was "installing" them. When the computer was opened, there were over 20 cd's inside.
The scary part is, she actually EARNED enough money to buy a computer. Somebody PAYS her for something. Disturbing.
../azul123
azul123
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Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?".
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".
:bsmilie: :sweatsm:
../azul123
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".
:bsmilie: :sweatsm:
../azul123
azul123
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Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job. When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind screamed, "Not this man!!"
Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng. So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance!"
"The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".
Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyah, wrong number. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?"
Ah Beng got the job. Damn!
../azul123
Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng. So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance!"
"The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".
Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyah, wrong number. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?"
Ah Beng got the job. Damn!
../azul123
vonlichenstein
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lol! best!
redstone
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That's freaky. :sweat::sweatsm:
ninelives
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azul123
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some CD-ROM is slot in one, dont have tray one.
for exmaple this one :
Joke maybe from 2000? :bsmilie:
../azul123
ninelives
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even at year 2000 there's already such kind of cd-rom.
i'm in this line for about 10 years
azul123
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Then 1980, it's just a joke lah, lighten up lah. :bsmilie:even at year 2000 there's already such kind of cd-rom.
i'm in this line for about 10 years
../azul123
azul123
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Tech: May I help you?
Client: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with this program."
Tech: "What sort of trouble?"
Client: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
Tech: "Went away?"
Client: "They disappeared."
Tech: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
Client: "Nothing."
Tech: "Nothing?"
Client: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
Tech: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
Client: "How do I tell?"
Tech: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
Client:"What's a sea-prompt?"
Tech: "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
Client: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
Tech: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
Client: "What's a monitor?"
Tech: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
Client: "I don't know."
Tech: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
Client: "Yes, I think so."
Tech: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
Client: ".......Yes, it is."
Tech: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
Client: "No."
Tech: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
Client: "....... Okay, here it is."
Tech: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your Computer."
Client: "I can't reach."
Tech: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
Client: "No."
Tech: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
Client: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."
Tech: "Dark?"
Client: "Yes...the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
Tech: "Well, turn on the office light then."
Client: "I can't."
Tech: "No? Why not?"
Client: "Because there's a power outage."
../azul123
Client: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with this program."
Tech: "What sort of trouble?"
Client: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
Tech: "Went away?"
Client: "They disappeared."
Tech: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
Client: "Nothing."
Tech: "Nothing?"
Client: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
Tech: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
Client: "How do I tell?"
Tech: "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
Client:"What's a sea-prompt?"
Tech: "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
Client: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
Tech: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
Client: "What's a monitor?"
Tech: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
Client: "I don't know."
Tech: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
Client: "Yes, I think so."
Tech: "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
Client: ".......Yes, it is."
Tech: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
Client: "No."
Tech: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
Client: "....... Okay, here it is."
Tech: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your Computer."
Client: "I can't reach."
Tech: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
Client: "No."
Tech: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
Client: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."
Tech: "Dark?"
Client: "Yes...the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
Tech: "Well, turn on the office light then."
Client: "I can't."
Tech: "No? Why not?"
Client: "Because there's a power outage."
../azul123
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