Here's my version of those stupid telemarketeers:
"Hi, is this Mr. xxx?"
"Yes, speaking?"
"You've won a free ticket to xxx, remember fill up your name in a lucky draw at xxx, now you are lucky picked by us"
"got meh, never been there leh?"
"anyway, you've won. To collect your prize, you will have to come down to a seminar at our office at [date] [time]".
"if you are sincere, can you deliver the prize to my house"
"we are sincere but you need to come down for the seminar first"
"but i am disable with no legs, can you sent $50 to my house so that i can take a cab there, i really am sincere to go"
"Bye"
"Ch -- Byyyyy"
"Hi, is this Mr. xxx?"
"Yes, speaking?"
"You've won a free ticket to xxx, remember fill up your name in a lucky draw at xxx, now you are lucky picked by us"
"got meh, never been there leh?"
"anyway, you've won. To collect your prize, you will have to come down to a seminar at our office at [date] [time]".
"if you are sincere, can you deliver the prize to my house"
"we are sincere but you need to come down for the seminar first"
"but i am disable with no legs, can you sent $50 to my house so that i can take a cab there, i really am sincere to go"
"Bye"
"Ch -- Byyyyy"