microcosm
Senior Member
Some humour about lions... they are pretty much like humans...
"You lads stay away from my chick!"
"That includes YOU! The one with that chunk of black metal... and you stink
by the way... go take a shower!"
(but the fact is, the chicks don't give a hoot about how "manly" their
great lover is... there is only ONE male in there afterall...)
"Bleah... showing off again... at least wait until they bring in another male"...
"She saw through my act... my love, at least let me
show off in front of them humans... don't give face..."

"You lads stay away from my chick!"

"That includes YOU! The one with that chunk of black metal... and you stink
by the way... go take a shower!"

(but the fact is, the chicks don't give a hoot about how "manly" their
great lover is... there is only ONE male in there afterall...)
"Bleah... showing off again... at least wait until they bring in another male"...

"She saw through my act... my love, at least let me
show off in front of them humans... don't give face..."