EXPOSE yourself - XXXV


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"I promise you
I’m always there
When your heart is filled with sorrow and despair
I’ll carry you
When you need a friend
You’ll find my footprints in the sand"​
 

Specially pour Mo-Mo!
 

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i cant sleep properly.... i'd fall asleep at like 3am and then sleep fitfully and then wake at 6am... and then i'd fall asleep and even so its really light sleep.....
i keep dreaming and seeing my stolen bike waitin for me..... and ugh.... i keep thinking nice violent thoughts of what i'd do to the person if i do manage to catch him.... which is like 1% chance of catching him... that *******
 

i cant sleep properly.... i'd fall asleep at like 3am and then sleep fitfully and then wake at 6am... and then i'd fall asleep and even so its really light sleep.....
i keep dreaming and seeing my stolen bike waitin for me..... and ugh.... i keep thinking nice violent thoughts of what i'd do to the person if i do manage to catch him.... which is like 1% chance of catching him... that *******

Eeu nid to konduck an Exorcism ritual.

First take 1 chainlink, rub it in loads of axel grease, then take the rusty spokes from someone's bicycle downstairs and rub liberally in pig's brains and blood.

Next, chant the secret striken de bicycle thief chant till precisely 6.69am the next morning then see who walks by and stops at that old bicycle that you took the spokes from, and start hurling the ritual spokes that you prepared the night before, and if you miss after the hundredth spoke, take the chain link and run all the way down screaming like a banshee with alcohol up de anus and start swinging!
 

wah liu...
me feeling a bit hungry in the first place, and suddenly i see this delicious pictures :sweat:

Eeu wanted LOTSA MEAT, BABIEEE!

Mabbie eeu would like de MEAT BALLS served weef saffron rice and miniatur sweet beans accompanied by a rich Reisling cream sauce? :devil: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:
 

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anyone want go soot soot later :think:
 

Eeu nid to konduck an Exorcism ritual.

First take 1 chainlink, rub it in loads of axel grease, then take the rusty spokes from someone's bicycle downstairs and rub liberally in pig's brains and blood.

Next, chant the secret striken de bicycle thief chant till precisely 6.69am the next morning then see who walks by and stops at that old bicycle that you took the spokes from, and start hurling the ritual spokes that you prepared the night before, and if you miss after the hundredth spoke, take the chain link and run all the way down screaming like a banshee with alcohol up de anus and start swinging!

how to chant until 6.69am?


i can only picture myself going after the bugger with a nice solid aluminum baseball bat and swinging a nice solid bloody homerun on his head......
and then i see myself rotting in jail after that for the next 50 years when im 71 and wrinkly with saggy boobies
 

Makes you think ... some people are really not worth the time of day, are they? :bsmilie:

Learn to let it go dear ... inside, and later on you will be a better person.
 

Makes you think ... some people are really not worth the time of day, are they? :bsmilie:

Learn to let it go dear ... inside, and later on you will be a better person.

I will be a better person if I get to beat the crap out of the thief.

anws actually my greedy mind is already planning what replacement bike to get once I have money.... and this time I plan to get nice sturdy U-locks and a set of chains, a bell, road tires, Odometer and a lovely loud Air Horn :D
 

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