EXPOSE Yourself - XIII
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That's sad!!What a freak accident!!
Yea quite sad
Am working on a program, so awake
feel like working rarely. he he
Why Chuck Norris is what he is:
# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
# Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris beard. There is only another fist.
# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.
# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
# Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris beard. There is only another fist.
# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.
# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
# Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
# Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
The dog is soo cute!! *gush*
I shall train my dog to stand like that.
but then you also have to cook like that
Better still train him like this
but then you also have to cook like that
Better still train him like this
If only he can clean his own poo. :think:
Hey, r u in the ICT faculty??
errr what is that? :dunno:
info comm tech...........
I'm looking at the grad dip in ICT course now. The only problem is NTU is sooooooo far.
This one is for Van, Von, Adam, Zac, Sol, Ro and all the spammers
BAHAHAHAHHA THNKXSXSXSss
you've been exposed
info comm tech...........
I'm looking at the grad dip in ICT course now. The only problem is NTU is sooooooo far.
I'm in MAE, so cannot help you there
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define great, he said, 'I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!'
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages
When asked to define great, he said, 'I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!'
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, 'I hear you Irish are a bunch of drunken' fools. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.'
The room is quiet, and no one takes of the Texan's offer. One man even leaves.
Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. 'Is your bet still good?' he asks.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits down in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, 'If ya don't mind my askin', where did ya'll go for that 30 minutes you were gone?'
The Irishman replies, 'Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.'
The room is quiet, and no one takes of the Texan's offer. One man even leaves.
Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. 'Is your bet still good?' he asks.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits down in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, 'If ya don't mind my askin', where did ya'll go for that 30 minutes you were gone?'
The Irishman replies, 'Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.'
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