EXPOSE Yourself - XIII

[tainted]

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day……..


My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire…
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!

 

[tainted]

Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don’t fret about it…
She moved in with me.

 

[tainted]

I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.

 

[nakashimamika]

Yea juz noticed ur name is nt in the TS outing for SFF
Join TS outings but nv see you in person b4 LOL

ya roh, now i ish use neekon.. we ish can CLS! :embrass:

 

[tainted]

When we were together,
you always said you’d die for me.
Now that we’ve broken up,
I think it’s time you kept your promise.

 

[maddyks]

Wahhh tainted on a roll :thumbsup:

 

[Royaux]

Wahhh tainted on a roll :thumbsup:

O HAI MANDYYYYYYYYY!!!11

x

 

[tainted]

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?

 

[maddyks]

O HAI MANDYYYYYYYYY!!!11

x

Hai Ro ro

 

[tainted]

 

[Jimmy81]

ya roh, now i ish use neekon.. we ish can CLS! :embrass:

Tat is gootz!!! :thumbsup::thumbsup: :devil:

 

[solar]

i goin knock le. ytd nt enuf slp.

CYA GUYS TML~

 

[tainted]

the Gods are watching.....

 

[tainted]

These are supposedly real headlines, but sources list different years for the same headlines, so who knows. They’re still funny.

Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter
Imagine that!

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that’s taking things a bit far!

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Whaaat??

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-sos!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
You think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?!

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren’t they fat enough?!

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That’s what he gets for eating those beans!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!

And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

 

[Sion]

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

 

[SolBadGuy]

hi ppl! reporting live from spinelli heeren. lol. using fren's laptop so won't be posting anymore...

enjoy spamming but pls leave a link to XIV if you guys hit it before I'm back!

 

[tainted]

super glued slippers prank

 

[bovine]

Happy birthday~~
Even though some have birthdays that do not fall on April 1st are still fools.

 

[tainted]

now if only we can bring this pair of twins to maddy...........

 

[bovine]

I miss you~~
You remind of opium...
A slow working dope~~