EXPOSE yourself - XCVIV

[mojopy]

i love you, you love me

 

[edutilos-]

But all were like him, all think no one love them, all emo, all want to be loved

 

[allenleonhart]

Lonely, unmarried, looking for love,
Life was passing me by.

 

[mojopy]

we are happy family

 

[edutilos-]

So he find the Cat Master

 

[allenleonhart]

So I sent off my photo, hobbies and age;
Magazine marriage I tried.

 

[mojopy]

with a great big hug

 

[edutilos-]

Cat Master stay in City Hall

In front of Esplanade Waterfront

 

[allenleonhart]

They say for centuries lovely Japanese girls
Have been trained in the art of pleasing men.
Be lonely no more, open destiny's door.
For one dollar they arrange a meeting.

 

[edutilos-]

Cat Master whip all the other cats and scream at them

 

[allenleonhart]

My image was wrong, I didn't like me,
So I changed my personality.
I bought a delux Merseybeat wig
But it was a size too big.
What confidence in my new built-up shoes,
So smart for winter or summer.
Undetectable in normal everyday use.

 

[mojopy]

and a kiss from me to you
*muck*

 

[edutilos-]

Say KEEP YOUR PAWS STRAIGHT

 

[allenleonhart]

Look out there's a monster coming!

 

[edutilos-]

This is no way for cats to behave, all must be straight!!!!!

 

[mojopy]

won't you say you love me too.

 

[luna_sea83]

1 more hour to our centurion thread!!!!

 

[allenleonhart]

Bye-bye binoculars and macintosh,
Everything is just great.
I take elocution, learn to speak posh
But still I can't find a mate.
Be popular, learn to play the guitar,
In seven days you could be strumming.
Be sociable, learn kissing technique.

 

[edutilos-]

All worship the cat master like he their father cos he seem to love them when he beat them scold them

 

[allenleonhart]

Carnaby clothes, I reshaped my nose,
Plastic surgery's best.
To cut down my weight off comes my left leg.
I pass a swimming costume test.
Are my sideboards too long,
Don't my aftershave pong?
I know my new nose ain't runnin'.
What's wrong with my tie?
Am I getting too high?