EXPOSE yourself - XCVII

[edutilos-]

I also do artistic portraiture for celebrities:

 

[edutilos-]

My phone melting

??? What happened?

 

[cowmera]

I shoot commercial food photography:

Wah Wah! Did u quarrel with the foodcourt staff before you took the photo?

 

[Leong23]

I also do artistic portraiture for celebrities:

Award winning nose!!!!!

 

[edutilos-]

This one is Taiwanese singer...

 

[Numnumball]

You know that you want to read these links!

Basics of camera operation:
http://www.clubsnap.com/forums/showthread.php?t=309544
http://www.ehow.com/how_2217908_operate-digital-camera.html
http://www.ehow.com/videos-on_4423_use-digital-camera.html
http://gizmodo.com/5116662/how-to-use-your-new-digital-camera

Composition
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Composition_(visual_arts)
http://www.kenrockwell.com/tech/composition.htm
http://www.photographytips.com/page.cfm/6
http://www.amateursnapper.com/photography/10-top-photography-composition-rules
http://www.digital-photography-school.com/digital-photography-composition-tips
http://www.digital-photography-school.com/10-more-quick-composition-tips-illustrated

Flash photography
http://www.gentleye.com/photo/photoart/advflash/index.html
http://photography-on-the.net/forum/showthread.php?t=171657
http://www.all-things-photography.com/flash-photography.html
http://www.scantips.com/lights/flashbasics.html

More topics covered here:
http://www.cambridgeincolour.com/tutorials.htm

Newbie guide to Filters
http://www.clubsnap.com/forums/showthread.php?t=803029
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photographic_filter
http://photo.net/equipment/filters/

Singapore Camera equipment price guides:
http://www.clubsnap.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=124

Wah u better than NM lo.. i go bookmarked all these.. :heart:

 

[edutilos-]

Wah Wah! Did u quarrel with the foodcourt staff before you took the photo?

Of course, I had to control myself.

So unreasonable, they don't let me shoot.

Luckily got cold water to wash my face. They are not worth it. Hmmph!

 

[Leong23]

??? What happened?

Left office..... Using phone

 

[mojopy]

teacher no pride!:thumbsd:

:angry::angry::angry:

 

[cowmera]

I need more newspaper to roll my cigs.

 

[edutilos-]

Wah u better than NM lo.. i go bookmarked all these.. :heart:

Thank you, student.

You are invited to special teaching session at City Hall, Esplanade Waterfront.

0600 PM, at the stickers there, I have set up special position for you also, next to mine. Spot not as good as mine, but not bad also.

 

[Numnumball]

I also do artistic portraiture for celebrities:

ah.. sexy, nw tis is wad we call Art lo :heart:

 

[edutilos-]

ah.. sexy, nw tis is wad we call Art lo :heart:

Thanks, the model love the photo.

 

[edutilos-]

This one is Leica brand baked magic mushroom.

I never charge less than $4,000 for commercial shots , each shot.

The hands are included in the photograph to show the desperation of the person to eat the baked magic mushroom quickly.

 

[cowmera]

Of course, I had to control myself.

So unreasonable, they don't let me shoot.

Luckily got cold water to wash my face. They are not worth it. Hmmph!

Remember.... No one is worthy enough to make you camp in jail. Some wise man told me that. Not happy, splash cold water.,cannot calm down after that, dip your face into boiling water!

 

[edutilos-]

Oh ya, Sat anyone else coming along??? Before I forget.

 

[Numnumball]

Thank you, student.

You are invited to special teaching session at City Hall, Esplanade Waterfront.

0600 PM, at the stickers there, I have set up special position for you also, next to mine. Spot not as good as mine, but not bad also.

Yes Teacher.. So got guanranteed i can get an award winning shot like urs? :embrass::embrass:

 

[edutilos-]

Remember.... No one is worthy enough to make you camp in jail. Some wise man told me that. Not happy, splash cold water.,cannot calm down after that, dip your face into boiling water!

Splash cold water only... Dip boiling water.

Everytime I meet someone unworthy I will put cold cream all over my face and go HULULULULULULULULULUULU!!!! This will remove all the negative energy from within me.

 

[cowmera]

Splash cold water only... Dip boiling water.

Everytime I meet someone unworthy I will put cold cream all over my face and go HULULULULULULULULULUULU!!!! This will remove all the negative energy from within me.

And thump your tummy?

 

[edutilos-]

Yes Teacher.. So got guanranteed i can get an award winning shot like urs? :embrass::embrass:

Maybe one day, when I use my ruler to see your photo, everything straight straight, you might have a chance to win.

More importantly, you must use a geared head. Ballhead no good one.