Grumpy old man (GOM) : All you young whipper snappers. tsk tsk tsk
Nasal young man (NYM) : oh bugger off, ye 'ol geezer. (moons the old man and runs away giggling like the brat he is)
GOM swings a stick at him and that mooning kid and goes "hrmph!!!"
And just as the old man hits the ground, his pants split wide open revealing the rocketship print boxers he is wearing.
"OMG! exclaims the old man, "What's Vanessa doing riding my rocketship? Could this be the work of Dr. Van Doom Rocketrider???? I shall have to warn the EXPOSERS. They are only the ones who can save the virgins of the galaxy from the rampaging ruckus of the crazed Dr Van Doom! Meanwhile, Dr Van Doom's trusted assistant, shemale wannabe Jamie, who actually once had a massive obsession and lust for the Dr but was instead snubbed and rejected, is scheming behind Dr Van Doom's back to get the wholesome threesome into the act, but unbeknown to the GOM, the evil upper-snapper NYM has already started his own evil plans when he started building his on backyard nuclear-powered Zong-Ga-Wa-Waaa that could easily ...