LOL speak like a pro. The reason for those of you that see ''things'' like ''noise'' or ''dry skin'' is because the size of the image is too large and when you zoom out your screen that you're viewing have too little pixels and the image has too much details hence it cram into the tiny pixels that your screen has. That has nothing to do with D800, the girl nor the image but your screen.
Secondly, the girl picture shot with D800 is clearly not over-sharpened, the one with 5D2 was.