Check this out!!!!

[writing with light]

My goodness! Look at the size of that lens! Found this on cameraquest.com. And I thought the telephoto lenses for DSLRs were huge. This thing looks like a bazooka! Check out the link
http://www.cameraquest.com/nrf1000.htm

 

[Bangles]

I wouldnt be caught dead with that monster.