B.A.T.S Cave


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how abt a joke?

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US.

A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English
conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton.

The instructor told Mori :

"Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say “How are you?”.

Then Mr. Clinton should say, "I am fine, and you?"

Now you should say “Me too”.

Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you."


It looks quite simple, but the truth is........

When Mori met Clinton , he mistakenly said "Who Are You?"

Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humour:

"Well, I am Hilary's husband, ha-ha...."

Then Mori replied confidently "Me too, ha ha ha."

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room, nobody knew what to do !!
 

Boss said to Secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.
Secretary makes call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband makes call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let¢s spend the week together.
Secret lover makes call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
Small boy makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Let¢s spend the week together.
Grandpa (the 1st boss) makes call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.
Secretary makes call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.
Husband makes call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover makes call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.
Small boy makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.
Grandpa makes call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.
 

1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, 'send me a brother'...
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'.....

3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information
& Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away..'

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there,
is also my son, that's confidential!'

6. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'
 

pegasus1010 said:
Boss said to Secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.
Secretary makes call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband makes call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let¢s spend the week together.
Secret lover makes call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
Small boy makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Let¢s spend the week together.
Grandpa (the 1st boss) makes call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.
Secretary makes call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.
Husband makes call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover makes call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.
Small boy makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.
Grandpa makes call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.
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Endless cycle :sweat:
 

Wicked jokes.. very darn funny.. wahaaaa
 

"1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.' "

I like this one...:bsmilie:
 

Nice shots with the weird tripod, Lotus! :o
 

wow. u pple active sia...
 

....zzz...go class liao...seems like bor lang one to go shoot nite macro...:what:
 

Class? Schooling? Hrmm...

This is really the Bats cave... EVeryone hunting for insects.
 

done...ready to get out of house liao..
darn..i am late, even for a SK warrior...:embrass:

tonight...cheong har...!!
Note : do not attempt to find me...;p:bsmilie::devil:
 

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