Alert, Malaysia Phone Scammer from "Microsoft"

[nuts]

Yah boy!
Test their patience and limits!!
Would like to see one of them actually hanging up on you rather then you hanging up on them!!! Bwahaha!

I would love they call me. So that I can have a nice chit chat session with them before I screw them upside down. Lol
I will probably tell them I own a msdos 6.22 and that I am still using a modem dial up, slowly go thru the process with them, and make them answer me more instead of me working my hands. I bet it will be a lovely talk cork session.

 

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I don't even use Windows 7 and I told him sorry I don't use windows 7 but windows vista so he was "ya, windows 7 and windows vista are the same". So I screwed him telling him they r different and he still can answer me "ya, I know" but he was damn persistent telling me how serious the problems were and my computer could malfunction and insist that I turn on the computer.

Actually he is not exactly wrong. Windows 8, Windows 7, Windows Vista, Windows XP, Windows 2000 are all Windows NT. :bsmilie:

 

[GENO]

here's how to play along..

them: can i talk to the owner of the windows computer?
me: what ah?
them: can i talk to the owner of the windows computer?
me: whos that?
them: can i talk to the owner of the windows computer?
me: say again?
them: can i talk to the owner of the windows computer?
me: i cant hear you? can repeat?
(by now they should be a bit piss off!)
them: !!!!!!!!!can i talk to the owner of the windows computer?
me: i see, windows issit??
them: yes r u the user?
me: YES! I AM THE ONE!
them: we found there's some problems regarding the Windows, can you turn them on?
me: which one? i have quite a few windows.
them: windows 7 SIR
me: sure, is there a problem? mine is kept open all the time..
(they must be trying v hard by now to hack whatever they can find!!)
them: SIR, is yr windows on?
me: Yes, i dont have aircon unit, unless it rains, my windows are usually open..

I wonder how they feel?

 

[Rashkae]

them: can i talk to the owner of the windows computer?
me: Bill Gates speaking.


Or:

them: can i talk to the owner of the windows computer?
me: Just a moment arh, I'm with CIA, gahmen say must record and trace all calls. Ok, now you can talk. What you want?