A380 suites

[jeanie]

Yeah, Jeanie will be one of them..?

i'll get air sick.cannot wor.:bsmilie:

 

[Canonised]

well, believe me, some people will just go ahead and have sex in the suites.:bsmilie:

you can "lock" the door with a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign and I dont think anyone will dare to open that VIP door ....
not to get caught, please follow a few rules:
1. No orgies please ....
2. No gay sex please .....
3. Use your brain, no noise please, unless you bring yr own transistor radio, cd player ....
4. Bring your own garbage bags, and lots of wet tissues (and not use the common loo) ....
5. and remember dont smoke after having a good round ....
Btw, wondering what if a billionaire kanna caught having a fling by the staff .... will they close their eyes or use hp to record it down and send to stomp?.... :think:

 

[jeanie]

even if i do fly these suites one day,
i'll be paranoid about the cleanliness of the suites.

just imagine inconsiderate people spraying everywhere.:bsmilie:

ok, it's a little gross...

 

[zywerkz]

even if i do fly these suites one day,
i'll be paranoid about the cleanliness of the suites.

just imagine inconsiderate people spraying everywhere.:bsmilie:

ok, it's a little gross...

i think SIA will clean it up, disinfect etc :bsmilie:

 

[jeanie]

i think SIA will clean it up, disinfect etc :bsmilie:

imagine how tight the a380 schedule is.sometimes for transits, they just dump the passengers off and within next hour or 2, they have to carry another full load and off they go.

so if they miss a spot?

oh ok...i'm having lunch soon and it's spoiling my appetite.

 

[asterixsg]

They'll put a sign like the ones found in the men's loo.

"We aim to please. You aim too, please." :bsmilie:

Oh man. Kopitiam cracks me up. Today's a good day

 

[Gunbucker]

There's really no stopping it. The plane will be "christianed" soon enough.

While a full-blown romp with sound effects isn't possible without the crew noticing, discrete positions (e.g., spooning) and "under the sheets" maneuvers are easy to slide through (no pun intended).

Just praythe previous parties have good aiming and/or firmly believe one should swallow than spit :bsmilie:

To Jeanie, buy one of those CSI bloodstain/semen scanners to be sure!

 

[zcf]

To Jeanie, buy one of those CSI bloodstain/semen scanners to be sure!

Use UV light :ipuke:

 

[jeanie]

Use UV light :ipuke:

you guys watch too much csi already lah.

according to my friend who works in HSA, UV light alone wont make blood, semen glow.
you'll need to spray it with another chemical which i cant remember.:embrass::bsmilie:

eh, dont sound like i will surely fly the suites lei!!!!

 

[xtemujin]

I guess that you don't watch CSI series as luminol, the chemical spray that you've mentioned is sprayed before using the UV light with the goggles to detect body fluids.

The consultants for the CSI series are certified CSI.

you guys watch too much csi already lah.

according to my friend who works in HSA, UV light alone wont make blood, semen glow.
you'll need to spray it with another chemical which i cant remember.:embrass::bsmilie:

eh, dont sound like i will surely fly the suites lei!!!!

 

[jeanie]

I guess that you don't watch CSI series as luminol, the chemical spray that you've mentioned is sprayed before using the UV light with the goggles to detect body fluids.

The consultants for the CSI series are certified CSI.

ya wor.i dont really watch CSI.

but i do watch CS very often.:bsmilie:

 

[wildstallion]

Airline bans A380 mile-high club

Singapore Airlines has taken the unusual step of publicly asking passengers on its new Airbus A380 plane not to engage in any sexual activities.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7071620.stm

 

[jeanie]

Airline bans A380 mile-high club

Singapore Airlines has taken the unusual step of publicly asking passengers on its new Airbus A380 plane not to engage in any sexual activities.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7071620.stm

from the pic, the only partition between the couch and the bed is that low wall in between?

so if one is sleeping on the bed, the person on the couch will have a full view?:dunno::dunno::dunno:
wat kind of design is this man?

 

[wildstallion]

from the pic, the only partition between the couch and the bed is that low wall in between?

so if one is sleeping on the bed, the person on the couch will have a full view?:dunno::dunno::dunno:
wat kind of design is this man?

I guess that one room is for one passenger, the seat being for take off and landing, the bed for inbetween. I dont think strangers will be put together in these suites.

 

[jeanie]

I guess that one room is for one passenger, the seat being for take off and landing, the bed for inbetween. I dont think strangers will be put together in these suites.

huh?you mean the seat and bed is one room?
so you mean the passenger has to climb over the low wall to get into the bed?or walk one big round?
i'm confused!

 

[wildstallion]

huh?you mean the seat and bed is one room?
so you mean the passenger has to climb over the low wall to get into the bed?or walk one big round?
i'm confused!

I have no idea, doesnt make much sense to have just a bed and just a chair though for seperate buyers :dunno:

Go buy a ticket and find out for us? :bsmilie:

 

[airfins]

The wall is about 1.8m in height with a window on either side and a sliding door in-between. The windows has drawn down curtain which have a 3 inch strip on the top and bottom made of partial see thru material. This is to enable the crew to ensure that nothing unusual is happening inside (smoking,Terrorist assembling bomb or weapon) and the Pax is no dead or fainted inside. If you have nothing to hide, I think that provide sufficient privacy

 

[vince123123]

you can "lock" the door with a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign and I dont think anyone will dare to open that VIP door ....
not to get caught, please follow a few rules:
1. No orgies please ....
2. No gay sex please .....
3. Use your brain, no noise please, unless you bring yr own transistor radio, cd player ....
4. Bring your own garbage bags, and lots of wet tissues (and not use the common loo) ....
5. and remember dont smoke after having a good round ....
Btw, wondering what if a billionaire kanna caught having a fling by the staff .... will they close their eyes or use hp to record it down and send to stomp?.... :think:

The wall is low enough that someone who jumps up can see whats happening inside though.

from the pic, the only partition between the couch and the bed is that low wall in between?

so if one is sleeping on the bed, the person on the couch will have a full view?:dunno::dunno::dunno:
wat kind of design is this man?

The Bed and couch are supposed to be two separate partitions - each partition has a couch, which is convertible to a bed.

The central two cabins are more intended for couples - there are only two pairs I believe in every plane. Aside from the low wall, you can also pull down a central curtain/partition thingy so that in the event you don't want to see the other guy, you can alwasy pull it down.

 

[airfins]

I have no idea, doesnt make much sense to have just a bed and just a chair though for seperate buyers :dunno:

Go buy a ticket and find out for us? :bsmilie:

The actual seat folds down to allow a bed to be deployed on top of it. Diagonally Opposite the actual seat there is another smaller seat allowing you to seat there after the bed is deployed. 2 person can seat facing each other when the bed is not deploy, The tray table will be between the 2 person if it is brought out.

 

[zywerkz]

"All we ask of customers, wherever they are on our aircraft, is to observe standards that don't cause offence to other customers and crew," the airline said in a statement.

come to think of it, they didnt explicitly state you cant have a romp.

i suppose if you enjoy the thrill of being caught etc, you can still try:angel: