5D mk2 doesn't float

[stonefish35]

Dun worry, 5DmkIII will have the swimming capabilities.
mkIV can even detect if the user had fallen into the pool together, and will be able to pull the user to the side of the pool with its camera strap.

blueprints are being draft for mkV, where it can even perform CPR after managing to pull the user to the side of the pool.

 

[archlover]

eh eh...
just now i try to dip my holga on my bath tub...
it's floating lehhhh... its floatingggggg!!!

 

[lynch]

I rarely post here, but I honestly think you guys took it way too serious. On the contrary, I find his humour especially tasteful. See below for example of his previous posts:

i have a canon 50D and 70-200mm F4 L USM lens
got a busy signal , my flash keep flashing very fast
Thanks in advance

usually this mean other party engage... must dial later