1001 Reasons Why I Didn't Win A Photography Competition


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1. Because I am just not good enough.
2. Camera not big enough
3. Lens not long enough
4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
6. Dust on sensor
7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
15. because no camera ):
16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
18. Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos the judge wants to date her.
19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
 

1. Because I am just not good enough.
2. Camera not big enough
3. Lens not long enough
4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
6. Dust on sensor
7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
15. because no camera ):
16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos the judge wants to date her.
19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
 

1. Because I am just not good enough.
2. Camera not big enough
3. Lens not long enough
4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
6. Dust on sensor
7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
15. because no camera ):
16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos the organiser wants to date her.
19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
 

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1. Because I am just not good enough.
2. Camera not big enough
3. Lens not long enough
4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
6. Dust on sensor
7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
15. because no camera ):
16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos they were told to let her win.
19. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
20. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
21. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
 

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1. Because I am just not good enough.
2. Camera not big enough
3. Lens not long enough
4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
6. Dust on sensor
7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
15. because no camera ):
16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos they were told to let her win.
19. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
20. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
21. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
22. What camera?
 

1. Because I am just not good enough.
2. Camera not big enough
3. Lens not long enough
4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
6. Dust on sensor
7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
15. because no camera ):
16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos the organiser wants to date her.
19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
 

1. Because I am just not good enough.
2. Camera not big enough
3. Lens not long enough
4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
6. Dust on sensor
7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
15. because no camera ):
16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos the organiser wants to date her.
19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.[/QUOTE]
23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
 

This thread is going too fast. :bsmilie: Guys, please check your numbering. Thanks! :)
 

1. Because I am just not good enough.
2. Camera not big enough
3. Lens not long enough
4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
6. Dust on sensor
7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
15. because no camera ):
16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos they were told to let her win.
19. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
20. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
21. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.[/quote]
23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
 

1. Because I am just not good enough.
2. Camera not big enough
3. Lens not long enough
4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
6. Dust on sensor
7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
15. because no camera ):
16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos the organiser wants to date her.
19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.[/QUOTE]
23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
26. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
27. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
28. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
 

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1. Because I am just not good enough.
2. Camera not big enough
3. Lens not long enough
4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
6. Dust on sensor
7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
15. because no camera ):
16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos the organiser wants to date her.
19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.[/QUOTE]
23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
 

1. Because I am just not good enough.
2. Camera not big enough
3. Lens not long enough
4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
6. Dust on sensor
7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
15. because no camera ):
16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos the organiser wants to date her.
19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
29. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
 

1. Because I am just not good enough.
2. Camera not big enough
3. Lens not long enough
4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
6. Dust on sensor
7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
15. because no camera ):
16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos the organiser wants to date her.
19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
29. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
30. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
31. Because I took photo with my lens cap on
 

1. Because I am just not good enough.
2. Camera not big enough
3. Lens not long enough
4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
6. Dust on sensor
7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
15. because no camera ):
16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos the organiser wants to date her.
19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
29. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
30. Because I took photo with my lens cap on
31. Because my photo too good n the judges thought that i photoshopped it.
 

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1. Because I am just not good enough.
2. Camera not big enough
3. Lens not long enough
4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
6. Dust on sensor
7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
15. because no camera ):
16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos the organiser wants to date her.
19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
29. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
30. Because I took photo with my lens cap on
31. Because my photos too good n the judges thought that i photoshopped it.
32. Because I didn't like the prize
 

1. Because I am just not good enough.
2. Camera not big enough
3. Lens not long enough
4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
6. Dust on sensor
7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
15. because no camera ):
16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos the organiser wants to date her.
19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
29. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
30. Because I took photo with my lens cap on
31. Because my photos too good n the judges thought that i photoshopped it.
32. Because I didn't like the prize
33. Coz I spent too much time playing with the Osim Usqueeze I forgot the competition
 

1. Because I am just not good enough.
2. Camera not big enough
3. Lens not long enough
4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
6. Dust on sensor
7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
15. because no camera ):
16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos the organiser wants to date her.
19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
29. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
30. Because I took photo with my lens cap on
31. Because my photos too good n the judges thought that i photoshopped it.
32. Because I didn't like the prize
33. Coz I spent too much time playing with the Osim Usqueeze
34. Because the prize isnt purple n adam dislike it!
 

1. Because I am just not good enough.
2. Camera not big enough
3. Lens not long enough
4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
6. Dust on sensor
7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
15. because no camera ):
16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos the organiser wants to date her.
19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
29. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
30. Because I took photo with my lens cap on
31. Because my photos too good n the judges thought that i photoshopped it.
32. Because I didn't like the prize
33. Coz I spent too much time playing with the Osim Usqueeze
34. Because the prize isnt purple n adam dislike it!
35. The judges were blind!
 

1. Because I am just not good enough.
2. Camera not big enough
3. Lens not long enough
4. Because my camera can't do 1001 fps.
5. Because my %^(*&)(&* DSLR back cannot open so i couldn't put fee-lim in!!!
6. Dust on sensor
7. Because i was using a film camera n they only accept digital format!
8. Because i did not submit "uncle" style photos.
9. Because i did not use Trinity or L lenses.
10. They wanted a photo of crushed grapes n i submitted a photo of sour grapes.
11. Because i'm not "the son of a king of a certain country".
12. Because i not using the lastest camera.
13. Because i'm using 3rd party lens.
14. Because I didn't take part in the contest.
15. because no camera ):
16. Becos I got too many cameras and I used the wrong one with the wrong lens on a damaged CF card
17. because spend too much time on CS then never join
18.Because the organiser's gf's aunt's brother's son's cousin's daughter participated n she won cos the organiser wants to date her.
19. because i don't agree to their terms and conditions.
20. Because i slept with one of the hot female participants
21. Because I'm just too shy to go up the stage in the event i win.
22. I won but i'm underaged so i cannot claim my prize.
23. I spent too much time trying to get the perfect shot so I didn't submit
24. Because I forgot to insert my memory card.
25. I went with crayons n a drawing block. I was disqualified!
26. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
27. Because my photo can't make the judges nose bleed.
28. Because i did not heed Sion's advice to participate with an Edison's camera.
29. I took photo of the judges in unglam poses
30. Because I took photo with my lens cap on
31. Because my photos too good n the judges thought that i photoshopped it.
32. Because I didn't like the prize
33. Coz I spent too much time playing with the Osim Usqueeze
34. Because the prize isnt purple n adam dislike it!
35. The judges were blind!
36.My photo is not in Braille!
 

I'm having a headache trying to arrange the numbers! I give up! :bsmilie:
 

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