Hey, since you guys are talking about water issues....
Maybe I can provide some toilet humour..
My friend forwarded me this, taken from talkingcock.com
If it's offensive, the mods can take it down...
Drink Our Pee, Singapore
(to the tune of 'Count On Me Singapore')
We have refreshment for tomorrow
It's our pee, it's our pee
Straight from the bowls of Singapore
Drink your shee-shee, drink your shee-shee
You and me, we'll do our part
We'll try to pee, without a fart
We'll show Malaysia that we'd rather save mo-ney
And drink our pee, and drink our pee!
Why flush something down our bowl that is so tasty
It's eco-friendly, and comes straight from our kidney
There's a toilet over there
Let's make a drink that we can share
But we're going to call it something else that's more catchy
Instead of pee, instead of pee
Drink our pee, Singapore
Drink our pee, have a glass or more
Count on me, to help the state
It's patriotic to urinate
Let's all achieve the Singaporean dream
Drink from our stream, drink from our stream